Homerwisdom

Jag har tidigare skrivit om att elaka citat är roligare. Frågan är om inte detta ska kompletteras med att citat av Homer Simpson också är förbannat roliga. Och innehåller dessutom det mesta av livsvisdom 1.0 man behöver…

”Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? ” (till Lisa)

”I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!”

”How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”

”You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

”Trying is the first step to failure.”

”Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

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